The Best Romance Novel Titles

by Derwood Hunsdale-Talbot on September 10, 2008

You know you’ve looked at or perhaps even have a stash of, romance novels. Chick lit, smut books, guilty pleasures, whatever you call it, they’re not you’re typical “novel.” Any novel in which Fabio might grace the cover of, falls into a category all its’ own.

Not one to discourage the written word or reading, I think romance novels are great. So great, that I went out and found some of the best titles of romance novels I could find. Check it out.

Classics

The Bounty Hunter and the Heiress -It was only a matter of time before those two got together.
Tamed by the Barbarian -Who wouldn’t want to be tamed by a caveman?

NASCAR series

Hearts Under Caution -Better get ready to YIELD to this steamy story!
A NASCAR Holiday 2 -This one has 4 authors and is a sequel. Can you imagine the story meetings for this one?
Slingshot Moves -Smooth moves, falling in love, passing on the inside lane.
Speed Dating -Giving new meaning to “speed” and “dating.”

Espionage

Motive: Secret Baby -I’m pretty sure this is a movie starring Vin Diesel. Or the Wayans brothers.
With the Material Witness in the Safehouse -Now that they’re in the safehouse, there’s hours to kill till the trial. Whatever will they do?!

Fantasy

The Single Mom and the Tycoon -What all single moms dream of apparently.
Falling for Mr. Dark & Dangerous -He’s dark. He’s dangerous. Fall for him.

Medical

The Spanish Doctor’s Love-Child -Wow, this has everything. Love, a kid, foreigner and he’s a doctor.
Top-Notch Surgeon, Pregnant Nurse -What I like best about this one is all the guesswork on the story is removed simply by the title. I’m pretty sure I can figure out what happens.

Firefighters

Tall, Strong and Cool Under Fire -Oooh baby.
Spontaneous Combustion -Not just for X Files episodes anymore!

Holiday

Single, Sexy….and Sold! -Completely legal transaction, I assure you.
That Man Who Loved Christmas -Awww, he loves Christmas. And his momma.

Military

Lean, Mean and Lonesome -Can this hard skinned soldier be tamed? (Insert the Eagle’s “Desperado” here)
The Non-Commissioned Baby -Uh oh. Someone had an accident.

I have no idea

The Oldest Living Married Virgin -It’s just like the 40year old Virgin! But not hilarious.
1-800-HERO -I dialed it. Not what you think. Don’t call.

All kidding aside. Find your guiltiest of literary pleasures on Amazon. You know you want to.

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Betsy September 15, 2008 at 4:33 pm

The NASCAR series made me laugh, a lot.

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