Giveaway: Ralph Fiennes Reads Rudyard Kipling

by Derwood Hunsdale-Talbot on November 24, 2010

Ralph Fiennes Kipling

There is something special about hearing a piece of writing exactly the way the author intended it to sound. That is not to say that all Englishmen sound the same (even though, admit it, they kind of do), but Ralph Fienne’s renditions of Rudyard Kipling’s most famous stories and tales add whatever the British version of je ne sais quoi is to an already touted collection of works.

And Kipling’s words deserve to be heard out loud because let’s face it: the written word has changed a lot in the past 150 years. Considering that the first English “novel” was Pamela from 1740 (less than 300 years ago!!) and we are currently celebrating such wackadoodle works as DeLillo’s The Body Artist, the rate of literary change is awfully quick. The things we loved over a century ago aren’t not necessary the things we look for in literary works today, which is why Kipling’s beloved children’s stories (and adult stories and poems and life works) aren’t always readily included in today’s average bookshelf – and that’s a shame.

Hearing them read aloud reignites the magic that folks in the late-19th century felt when reading his work.

Ralph Fiennes Kipling, from Orchid Classics

rudyard kipling stamp

How the Whale Got His Throat was captured in a British stamp in 2002 to commemorate Kipling's work.

Hearing Kipling read aloud is interesting, sometimes fun and always shows off just how eloquent a wordsmith he was. The compilation starts with a selection from Something of Myself, evoking Kipling’s youth in India and his subsequent return to England for schooling. From there, the next 77 minutes weave throughout Kipling’s life and his best-known stories: Riki-Tiki-Tavi, How the Whale Got His Throat (my personal favorite), Kipling’s young-adult and adults years in and out of India, and his better known pieces about war. While much of Kipling’s work is uplifting and bright – it was written for children, after all – the bulk of Kipling is decidedly somber, particularly as the disc comes to an end with Letter to Brigadier L.C. Dunsterville and My Boy Jack.

Let’s Compare

The Dr. Seuss-ical nature of How the Whale next to the letter Kipling wrote to his son’s lieutenant after Jack did not make it out alive after WWI’s Battle of Loos best showcases just how broad a scope Kipling possessed.

“In the sea, once upon a time, O my Best Beloved, there was a Whale, and he ate fishes. He ate the starfish and the garfish, and the crab and the dab, and the plaice and the dace, and the skate and his mate, and the mackereel and the pickereel, and the really truly twirly-whirly eel.”
-How the Whale Got His Throat

“It was a short life. I am sorry that all the year’s work ended in that one afternoon, but lots of people are in our position and it’s something to have bred a man. The wife is standing it wonderfully, though. She of course clings to the bare hope of his being a prisoner. I’ve seen what shells can do, and I don’t.”
-Letter to Brigadier L.C. Dunsterville

Ralph Fiennes: Simply Delicious

Orchard Classics strives for authenticity in these audio stories, situating Mr. Fiennes in Bateman’s, Kipling’s East Sussex home, even having him record My Boy Jack in the very room in which it was written. Fiennes is utterly spectacular as a narrator. He is versatile and able to create his characters without sounding contrived, managing to bring to life a snooty whale, clever mongoose, young soldier and emotionally tattered father believably and without strain.

His husky British brogue is not hard on the ears, either.

Giveaway: Kipling Could Be Yours

I can really say no bad things about Kipling which is why I want you to have a copy. For free, no less! Leave me a comment about your undying love for Rudyard (or potential to-be undying love, as it may be) and on December 9 I will select YOU to receive your very own copy.

Keep in mind this is the most perfectly perfect present for any pretentious, hard-to-please literary friends you may have (regardless of their perhaps overt liberal opinion of Kipling’s wrongful perpetuation of British imperialism).

If you’d rather have your own copy of Kipling for sure in time for the holidays (and not rely on my willy-nilly at-random drawings), it’s available through Amazon and the Orchid Classics website.

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Liza LsCasse November 24, 2010 at 8:48 pm

I had a copy of this CD and enjoyed it so much and so often I literally wore it out! Several of the pieces will not play properly anymore. : (
It would be a joy to have a copy of the new release! : )

Andrew November 29, 2010 at 5:43 pm

Wait, Voldemort reading Children’s stories?!? Surely all my hipster friends will swoon for the irony presented in this combination.

Fiennes’ vocal versatility must be truly masterful to convincing utter the lines of everything from HWSNBN to the Jungle Book. I totally want to win this!

Amanda November 29, 2010 at 7:42 pm

Can’t get enough Kipling! Sign me up.

QueenBee December 6, 2010 at 10:08 pm

I fell in love with Ralph (and his voice) when he narrated the movie “The English Patient”. A superb choice having him read Kipling. Pick me! Pick me!

Some redhead dude December 8, 2010 at 1:37 pm

If I’m not chosen we’ll have major problems. I’ll have to change desks immediately.

Craftzilla December 8, 2010 at 2:17 pm

I hated reading Kipling in college. If only Ralph had been there to read it to me.

Ariana December 9, 2010 at 5:35 pm

I know nothing of Kipling, don’t shoot me, I just didn’t get that involved in English class. But I love Ralph. Maybe he’ll inspire me to pick up more books.

Liza LsCasse December 10, 2010 at 7:42 pm

I can’t help but smile every time I hear the recitation of “How the Whale Got His Throat”. I completely love the way Mr. Fiennes does the voices.

“My Boy Jack” is beautifully read and tugs at the heart every time. The first time I heard it I realized that, when he died, Mr. Kipling’s son was just a bit younger than my youngest child at the time I was first listening to this. I cried and I don’t do that easily. What an utter heartache and its well conveyed in the recitation.

Margaret Wilde January 28, 2011 at 10:22 am

I’ve just been listening to this CD. I do not think that Kipling could have wished for a more suitable reader for his work. It is superb.

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