Mr. Chester A. Dexterhaven has read more books than you. Owing to the value of his time, however, he cannot be troubled to read further than the first sentence. Thankfully (for the edification of his less-learned readers*) he finds the Opening Line to be sufficient in forming his opinion of the book in its entirety.*You, for example.
Charlotte’s Web, by E.B. White
•Opening line: “Where’s Papa going with that ax?”
Mr. Chester A. Dexterhaven comments:
Even though phrased as a question, this sentence is a great tell-all. Without reading further, the reader is certain that ‘Papa’ is a nationally ranked competitor in logging sports, specifically the vertical chopping event. And although the issue of his specialty being speed chop or hard hit remains somewhat unclear, that omission is understandable, as it will doubtlessly be used as an important plot device later in the book.
What does your family read on Christmas Eve?
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My family has a few truly grand traditions on Christmas Eve: a candlelight service at church, followed by bowling at the bowling alley(hiked-up pants and garish Christmas socks mandatory), breakfast for dinner, and reading The Tale of Three Trees: A Traditional Folktale.
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Itzabitza: A novel online reading game for kids
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What do you get when you combine the artistic magic of Mario Paint with the creative prowess of Spore? You get Itzabitza, a new online reading game for kids. Sprouting up at a retailer near you (also available for online download), Itzabitza aims to change the way kids learn to read. Continue reading “Itzabitza: A novel online reading game for kids” →
Cooking Light 2008
One CommentIf you’re approaching the holiday season this year with the dread of consuming copious amounts of butter that will lead the the inevitable New Year’s resolution to erase the holiday pounds, pick up Cooking Light 2008.
Cooking Light isn’t all about fat free this, no sugar, sodium free or no taste that. It’s literally about cooking light. Cutting back and substituting where you can and emphasizing the use of spices and flavors over added fat and salt.
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Hello, Cupcake!
•Who says we only have to review literary classics, chick lit and novels about death? How about a cupcake cookbook?
Hello, Cupcake! from Alan Richardson and Karen Tack is a really fun trip through some of the most creative cupcakes for a lot of different occasions. Not just your birthday party and Christmas styles, but great ideas in general that you could use anytime! Animals, holidays, Van Gogh paintings and food!
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